It’s April fool’s day and Maya is up to her old tricks. She calls up the neighbor’s son, Alex and tells him that there is a massive spider in her house so that he’ll come over and kill it for her. When Alex shows up and realizes that there is no spider and that the whole thing was an April fools prank, he’s pissed. She knows that she owes him big for ruining his day with this stupid joke so like the nice lady she is, she promptly puts Alex’s big cock in her mouth and sucks it good for him before letting him bash up her mature cougar pussy.

One of Sky’s young lovers shows up to her house unannounced, while her sugar-daddy old goat husband lies asleep upstairs. Seems the young man has fallen in love with her and even though she told him it was a fling, he wants just one last kiss. Luckily for them, her husband has his miracle ear turned off and remains dead asleep while Sky spreads her legs and gets her cunt pounded by Will’s massive cock.

Raquel is a former legend of porn turned hot and horny cougar in heat. She’s been dating a younger guy named Christian for a while now and he’s starting to get kind of attached. Even thought she’s a ruthless man eating predator, she doesn’t want things to go any further without letting him know that she use to be in porn and has been fucked by hundreds of guys. When she breaks it to him, he starts to get flustered and discouraged, but when she tells him that he can leave and she’ll have another young stud fucking her pussy by the end of the day, he quickly changes his mind and agrees to eat her pussy.

With the economy in the shape its in and gas prices going through the roof, maverick reformer Sara Pailin decides to hire a plumber from “Discount Plumbing” to tend to her leaky faucets. When Joe The Plumber shows up to her front door, her faucets start leaking even harder from the sight of his slick bald head and big strong tools. But when Sara asks to see Joe’s plumber license, she comes to find out that Joe has been plumbing without a license, an offense which under the coming Obama administration could be punishable by death. She agrees to not turn Joe in for plumbing without a license if he agrees to service a wet spot of her own that needs some special attention.

Will is new to the neighborhood and being the friendly young guy that he is, he decides that a good way to meet some of the neighbors might be to go to their doors and do the old, “could I please borrow some sugar” bit. After all, a friend in need is a friend indeed right. Turns out that his hot blonde sexy cougar neighbor Harmony is very friendly and extremely in need. She’ll give him some sugar alright.